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Jake–Bird of Steel

Once upon a time there lived a beast so foul and fearsome that his owner deemed it fitting to name him after a pro wrestler: Jake “The Snake” Roberts.

As you can see from the pictures, there is no questioning the resemblence of the two beasts. One look into their eyes and you can see the same black glare, like a evil vortex slowly sucking in the life of all who dare gaze upon them. Both move with a certain inhumane swagger–a dance of death. Both demand respect from all who cross their path. Let it be known throughout all the land, Jake: Bird of Steel–the flutter of you’re powerfull wings can be felt from sea to shining sea. Jake Roberts–you’re WWF wizardry has given you a literal demigod status amoung the pro fighting community. When death come’s knocking at you doors, we can only believe that you will fovever be wreastling each other in that Great Cage Match in the Sky. Who will win? We mortals can never tell. All we know is that in those days, the thunder will boom a little louder.

  1. josh.tietje said,

    I am glad to see that there is no shortage of creativity surging in and through the lifeblood of my clan. I am proud to say I belong to the Tietje family.

  2. josh.tietje said,

    BTW no mention of Jake in the last comment. Jake and grandpa had one vibrant relationship. Grandpa would grab hold of the terrorized bird. He would hold him tight, stroke his head, even kiss his beak, and yes this is true. Jake would fight in the hand of his master. Trying so very hard to make freedom possible. But Jake, unfortunately, was no match for the grip of Alber Tietje. Every time I think of this I smile to myself.

  3. Beth said,

    Where in the world did you get a picture of Jake “the bird”? Is that really him?

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